Thursday, July 22, 2010

Border Stupidity

'Border Security' is a popular reality show TV series in Australia.

A woman was checking in her luggage at the airport. The airline staff asked, "Has anyone put anything in your luggage without your knowledge?" The woman seemed annoyed, and replied, "If someone put something in your luggage without your knowledge, how would you know?" The man shrugged his shoulders, and giggled, "That's why I ask."

Friday, July 9, 2010

The Story of the Father and the Son

Nasser came from Saudi Arabia. He just started his study in the University of Sydney as a foreign student. After settling down, he sent an email to his father:
"Sydney is wonderful. The weather is beautiful. People are very nice and I really like it here. But dad. I'm a bit ashamed to arrive to my college with my Gold Mercedes. Everybody here comes to school by train."
Next day he received a reply from his father:
"Please stop embarrassing us, my son. I just transferred twenty millions to your account. Go and get yourself a train too tomorrow. Dad."