Can You See?

In a remote rural country area, a man was seen removing the 'DEER CROSSING' sign on the road. The police stopped him. The man said, "There are too many deers being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a safe place for them to be crossing anymore."

Always Let The Boss Speak First

I read this story in one of my former colleague's blog.

Three men were walking back to the office after lunch, and found a wonder lamp on the way. They rubbed the lamp and a genie appeared. The genie said, "Normally I grant three wishes to people who found me. But since there are three of you here, I allow one wish to each of you."
The first guy was excited, and shouted, "I want to go to Bahamas, on a speed boat and have no work and no worries." The genie said okay, and pfuffff ...................... the first guy was gone. The second guy got more ecstatic, and shouted, "I want to go to Florida, with beautiful girls and plenty of good food and cocktails." The genie said okay, and pfuffff ...................... the second guy was gone. The third guy was the boss of these two guys. He grumbled, "I want these two idiots back in the office. NOW!"