Trump Card

I heard this story from one of my ex-colleagues in Cathay Pacific, and I took the liberty of doing some editing and giving it a title.

There were four Catholic men and one Catholic woman having coffee.
The first Catholic man stood up and said proudly, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everybody calls him

'Father'."

The second Catholic man stood up and said proudly in a loud voice, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room, everybody says

'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic man stood up and said proudly in an even louder voice, "My son is a Cardinal. When he walks into a room, everybody says

'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man stood up and said proudly in the loudest voice, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room, everybody says

'Your Holiness'."

The Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence. The four men looked down at her and gave her a subtle "Well ...... ?". The woman then raised her head and said shyly, "I have a daughter. She's

slim,

tall,
38D breast,
24" waist,
34" hips.

When she walks into a room, everybody screams

'My God'."