Man and Woman‏

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
 A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
 
 A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
 A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
 
 A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
 A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
 
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
 
 A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
 A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
 
 A woman always has the last word in any argument.
 Anything a man says after that last word is always the beginning of a new argument.