月亮代表我的心

This is a translation of the song 'The Moon Reflects All In My Heart' (月亮代表我的心) by Teresa Teng (鄧麗君) : 1953-1995. It's a very beautiful song sung by a very beautiful voice. Hope you enjoy!

You asked me how intimate my love is, how much I love you,
My passion's real, my love's real too.
The moon reflects all in my heart!

You asked me how intimate my love is, how much I love you,
My passion ne'er fades, my love ne'er dies.
The moon reflects all in my heart!

It was just a soft and tender kiss from you,
but it'd already touched the bottom of my heart.
It was such an unforgettable affair with you,
and it did make me miss you every moment till this time.

You asked me how intimate my love is, how much I love you,
You just go have a think, you just go have a look.
The moon reflects all in my heart!

你問我愛你有多深　我愛你有幾分
我的情也真　我的愛也真
月亮代表我的心

你問我愛你有多深　我愛你有幾分
我的情不移　我的愛不變
月亮代表我的心

輕輕的一個吻　已經打動我的心
深深的一段情　教我思念到如今

你問我愛你有多深　我愛你有幾分
你去想一想　你去看一看
月亮代表我的心

(extract from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51xS4yXbryc).

Wife : Girlfriend = TV : Mobile

Wife is like TV.
Girlfriend is like MOBILE (Phone).

At home watch TV.
Go out bring MOBILE.

No money, sell TV.
Got money change MOBILE.

Sometimes enjoy TV.
But most of the time you play with MOBILE.

TV is free for life.
For MOBILE if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old.
MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is acceptable.
Cost for MOBILE is high and often demanding.

TV has remote.
MOBILE doesn't.

With TV you MUST listen.
MOBILE is for two-way communications (you talk and listen).

TV do not have virus.
MOBILE? Definitely yes!

Wife vs Computer

I heard this from my friend (an IT guy) :

Wife can be mapped to a computer:
1. You face it everyday, and yet you still don't understand its complicated logic and difficult procedures.
2. It runs simple programs, which take you days to debug their errors.
3. It performs fast and accurate computations. It can compute how much salary to the dollar you still get left, and how much money you need in each single day in matter of nanoseconds.
4. It has superb memory and storage. Your every minor mistakes are stored securely and permanently on file, and can be recalled momentarily as and when required.
5. It organizes everything for you systematically: which restaurant to go, what tie to wear and when to see the in-law.
6. It is expensive to purchase. It is even more expensive to purchase the associated software and peripherals.
7. One minor careless mistake will cause it to crash. You need to spend a fortune and weeks to repair and restore for recovery.
8. It hangs up from time to time for no reasons, but will resume its operations automatically without your knowing.
9. It is your most precious toy and tool ever in life that you love and hate.

I Wish .........................

One day, a pair of young lovers went for a sightseeing trip on a bus, the destination of which was a famous tourist attraction. Before the bus entered the hills area, it passed by a small beautiful beach. The scenaries of the beach fully fascinated the pair. The man said to his girl friend, "Before going to the hills, why don't we go to the beach for a walk?" The girl said, " Good idea. I'd love to." So the man pressed the bell to signal to disembark. Afterwards, the bus continued to drive on slowly. The pair walked leisurely in the direction to the beach. But very shortly, they heard a sudden big "BOOM". A hugh boulder rolled down from the hill and struck right on the bus. Very unfortunately, no passengers on the bus survived.
Shocked at the scene, the man said to his girl friend very sadly, "I wish we were still on the bus." The girl was speechless with tears all over her face. She held her boyfriend's hand tight and nodded her head hard in agreement.

Under such situation, people might think about themselves first. They would feel happy and lucky to have gotten off the bus; otherwise they would be killed too. But the pair concerned more about the others and looked at the matter from a broader perspective. They thought that if they were still on the bus, the bus wouldn't have stopped but continued. When the boulder fell down, it wouldn't have hit the bus and the tragedy wouldn't have happened at all! They felt very sorry to have disembarked and not to have stayed with the other passengers!