Wife : Girlfriend = TV : Mobile

Wife is like TV.
Girlfriend is like MOBILE (Phone).

At home watch TV.
Go out bring MOBILE.

No money, sell TV.
Got money change MOBILE.

Sometimes enjoy TV.
But most of the time you play with MOBILE.

TV is free for life.
For MOBILE if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old.
MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is acceptable.
Cost for MOBILE is high and often demanding.

TV has remote.
MOBILE doesn't.

With TV you MUST listen.
MOBILE is for two-way communications (you talk and listen).

TV do not have virus.
MOBILE? Definitely yes!