茶餐廳事件‏

噚日晌茶餐廳食晏, 睇完一輪餐牌後叫伙記落單.

我話, "咖哩雞飯, 唔該."
伙記話, "講英文吖, 唔該."
我心諗, "嘩! 你明明同我講中文. 點解要我講英文㗎." 我繼續諗, "哦! 佢可能喺 ABC (Australian Born Chinese), 可能唔明."
於是我決定就就佢. 用純正嘅英文同佢講, "Curry chicken with rice, please."

伙記睜大雙眼望住我, "我問你要 A, B, C 淨 D 餐咋."